Saturday, June 16, 2007

This is why You need to use a condom

This movie Knocked Up came out recently and I saw it on bootleg. In my mind I was thinking that this scenario would never happen to black people. The first reason is that if we get to smash a chick we got from the club on the first night we would strap up no matter what cause who want that drama, but if it did it would happen like this.

Once dude found out that the girl was pregnant he would deny, even if she said that he was the only one who boned that month, we would not believe her cause he met her in the club. He would most likely stay out of the chicks life until the baby was born or something like menace would happen, but say if the Menace version didn't happen, the chick would contact the dude like a month after the baby was born and be like "why you aint come see your son yet" and the dude would say "you know that aint my kid." So after the paternity test and you found out it was ya kid she takin ya ass to court for them child support payments. Dude was only like in his earlier 20s in the movie so most likely that nigga go to bmcc or city tech workin in footlocker and his mother still claim him, so now she gotta pay child support. Sooner or later he drops out of school after his parents kick him out and now he livin wit some other girl or hisboy. Child support payments stop once you gotta pay them and now he gotta pay something or he goin to jail. He never have money cause he get fresh and smoke weed,so he gets involved in some illegal shit and do a bid. Now you get out of jail and are tryna to right for ya kid but the baby mother aint havin it.
This is a very fictional story but stuff like this happens all the time. Thats why you should use a CONDOM. Also she could be burnin.

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